She announced her abortion via fbk
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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