Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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