Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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