you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Still dying that you shit outside
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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