I'm going to jail i love you
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
