Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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