Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she woke up with a sticky ear
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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