We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Non-Jews are for practice
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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