ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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