And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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