Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
