Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Randomize