Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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