did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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