Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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