The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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