Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I see more hoeing in ur future
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