That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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