But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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