you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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