he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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