Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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