question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I love having hate sex.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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