i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
