It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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