we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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