doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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