Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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