Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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