But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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