singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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