would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize