Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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