We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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