ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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