franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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