It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
