I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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