we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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