can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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