Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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