Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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