I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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