You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
