Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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