Swine flu. Run for my life!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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