i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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