I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Everything about him screamed your future.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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