I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize