everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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