she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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