Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You need Xanax blowdarts
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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