I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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