he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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