please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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