She said her name was "party"
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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