kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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